Why don’t the young learn how to drive anymore?

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Officials in the Chinese province of Henan, after it emerged that the country’s tallest uninterrupted waterfall is in fact fed by a pipe hidden in the rock face. Yuntai Geo Park said the “small enhancement” had been made to ensure that tourists always see the 314-metre falls “in the most beautiful way”.

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US Congressman Donald Payne Jr, for not letting his own death get in the way of his political career. The New Jersey lawmaker won the Democratic primary in his district on Tuesday, a month after suffering a fatal heart attack. He had been running for re-election unopposed, and the filing deadline for other candidates had passed by the time he died.

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The internet, for ruining a remote Brazilian tribe. The indigenous Marubo people requested access to the technology to keep in touch with distant relatives and summon help in emergencies. But now that they’re online, tribe members have apparently become lazy – sitting in hammocks all day glued to their screens – and begun engaging in aggressive sexual behaviour because they’re watching too much porn. “When it arrived, everyone was happy,” one of the Marubo elders told The New York Times. “But now, things have gotten worse.”

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Stephen Fry, the former president of Marylebone Cricket Club, for accusing the institution of “stinking of privilege and classism”, and saying the public sees its members as “beetroot-coloured gentlemen” who look like they’ve “come out of an Edwardian cartoon”. First the Garrick, now the MCC, says Kara Kennedy in The New Statesman. There’s clearly nothing Fry loves more than “denouncing the centuries-old, expensive institutions that he frequents”.

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Pope Francis, again, for apparently telling a group of young priests that “gossip is a women’s thing” and that men have to do the talking because “we wear the trousers”. The comments came only a week after the 87-year-old pontiff apologised for using the Italian homophobic slur frociaggine, which roughly translates as “faggotness”.

TV – D-Day: The Unheard Tapes
This new BBC documentary is an astonishing piece of television, says Stuart Jeffries in The Guardian. In a bizarre but brilliantly effective concept, young actors in period dress lip-synch old audio of D-Day veterans recounting their experiences. With “heartbreaking” stories from the soldiers on the landing crafts, the paratroopers, the French resistance fighters, the German gunners and many others, it makes for an unforgettable look at the “chaos and carnage” of war. As one US soldier says of landing on Omaha Beach: “The ramp went down, your asshole puckered up, you took a deep breath and you started to pray.” Three episodes, 1hr each

Podcast – Electoral Dysfunction
This new political podcast hosted by Labour MP Jess Phillips, Conservative peer Ruth Davidson and political journalist Beth Rigby, is “a novelty in an otherwise dispiritingly blokey domain”, says Fiona Sturges in the FT. In the latest episode, former Labour advisor Ayesha Hazarika talks about how leaders prepare for live TV debates – including memories of American “debate experts” being flown in to lick Ed Miliband into shape before the 2015 election. Their tricks apparently included repeatedly screaming “happy warrior” in his face. 43m

Art – Brainstorms: A Great Gig in the Sky
A new immersive experience at London’s Frameless gallery explores how our brains react to Pink Floyd, says Wallpaper*. Four galleries have been filled with visualisations of the electrical impulses of volunteers who had their brains scanned while listening to the English prog-rock band’s 1973 classic The Great Gig in the Sky. The “dazzling” images are projected across the walls and ceiling, creating an entirely novel experience at the cutting edge of neuroscience and art. Select Friday and Saturday evenings in June; buy tickets here

Farage’s gift to Starmer

Those tempted to grant their vote to Nigel Farage should be careful what they wish for, says Fraser Nelson in The Daily Telegraph. It’s all very well saying the Tories must be “destroyed” before you can create a new, better party. But that rebuilding could take 10 or 15 years. In the meantime, with Labour commanding a huge majority and – in a scenario that hasn’t had enough attention – Ed Davey’s Lib Dems in opposition, Keir Starmer would have “unprecedented political control”. The opposition leader might be on “best behaviour” now, but this would be a “once-in-a-lifetime chance to enact radical political reform”.

What might that look like? He could ban private schools – “an idea floated in the 2019 Labour manifesto” – not just tax them. He could abolish the “Tory-laden” House of Lords, meaning no moderating parliamentary force. “A wealth tax could finally be imposed or ISA allowances radically scaled back.” Free schools could be forced back under state control “as quickly as the 1,200 grant-maintained schools were under Tony Blair”. He would have a free hand to regulate the press, remake the BBC or change the meaning of “hate speech” at will, to constrain debate. And all this with a Lib Dem opposition that shares Labour’s interest in keeping the Conservatives out of the conversation. This is why a vote for Farage’s “Tory-free utopia” is, in effect, a vote for a decade or more of Labour dominance. The Tories have made too many mistakes to warrant a vote with any enthusiasm. But in this “ugly baby contest” of an election, “they can still claim to be the least bad option”.