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Growing up among rock stars
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Queen at Rockfield Studios in 1975. Andre Csillag
Growing up among rock stars
Tiffany Murray was five and three quarters, living in an old vicarage in Herefordshire, âwhen she was awoken one night by a terrifying cackling from the graveyard outsideâ, says Victoria Segal in The Sunday Times. Looking out of her bedroom window, âshe saw a naked figure capering around the headstonesâ. âAhhhhh, bluudy hell!â it cried. This was no supernatural folk horror, âbut the all too earthly form of Ozzy Osbourneâ. Murrayâs mother Joan was a cordon bleu chef who, in the 1970s, turned her rural home into a rehearsal space and provided gourmet meals to visiting bands. Among them were Queen (âvery politeâ) and Black Sabbath (âless politeâ).
When she was a little older, Tiffany went along with Joan when she became the live-in chef at Rockfield Studios in Monmouthshire. My Family and Other Rock Stars is Tiffanyâs âgloriously tender and funnyâ account of those years. She was there when the âGalileosâ and âFigarosâ of Bohemian Rhapsody rang across Rockfieldâs courtyard; she remembers Freddie Mercury laughing âlike a thin heron gobbling a fishâ. In 1979 David Bowie arrived at Rockfield with Iggy Pop, who, she writes, âruns about the place like Tigger: bouncy, bouncy. Does that mean David Bowie is Christopher Robin?â Throughout, Joan tried to introduce paella and taramasalata to âcallow young men terrified by anything that wasnât a chipâ. She met her match in the hard-living MotĂśrhead frontman Lemmy, whose record label offered extra cash if she could get solid food down him. âHer only successes: bacon sandwiches and a Jack Danielâs syllabub.â
My Family and Other Rock Stars is available to buy here.
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Quirk of history
If things had gone differently, âthe Pompidou Centre could have been an eggâ, says Oliver Wainwright in The Guardian. In the 1969 competition for the Paris art centre, a radical French architect named AndrĂŠ Bruyère submitted a proposal for LâOeuf de Pompidou: a 100-metre-tall ovoid clad in âshimmering scales of alabaster, glass and concreteâ, held aloft on three chunky legs with a monorail looping around the outside. Bruyèreâs dashed dream is just one of many astonishing designs to feature in the Atlas of Never Built Architecture: an âencyclopaedia of hubristic plans that were too big, expensive or weird to make it off the drawing boardâ. Others include a âfantastical pleasure islandâ planned for a spit of land in the Tigris River outside Baghdad; a futuristic hotel that would have hovered above Machu Picchu; and an oddly prescient 1970s design for a âskyscraper-sized smartphoneâ with 5,000 projectors, flashing lights, loudspeakers and mirrors designed to broadcast a âbarrage of notificationsâ concerning weather, traffic and news across the Paris skyline.
Pre-order Atlas of Never Built Architecture here.
Tomorrowâs world
A robot author, as depicted by Stability AI
Is AI going to put writers like me out of business?
Iâm beginning to think writers will be among the first casualties of AI, says Sean Thomas in The Spectator. Many still presume that while bots like ChatGPT can knock out a decent recipe, theyâll never be up to proper creative writing. And for now, even the best AIâs sound like a âwordy teen trying to impressâ, if you simply ask them to write something. But if you put enough detail into your questions â or âpromptsâ, as theyâre called â the results can be scary. A friend of mine recently got Claude 3 Opus to write a stanza in the style of Philip Larkin, about a sad Sunday night curry:
Between the flock-papered walls, we wait
Subdued, still in our churchless Sunday state,
Minds numbed like chickens stunned, pre-abbatoir
Then steaming curries cure us, within reasonâŚ
This weekly rite, appeases, for a season.
Ok, itâs not up to his very best, like Aubade, but itâs âabsolutely believableâ as a few lines of Larkin. Iâve personally got Claude to write fine new ideas for a thriller, âwildly eloquent literary criticism âfor the New Yorkerââ, and âremarkably inventive sextsâ while I was bored on a foreign trip. Itâs probably already capable of writing a great novel; its makers, Anthropic, just wonât let it yet. When they do, it will âdestroy artistic ecosystems overnightâ. Thereâs bad news for musicians, too. An AI music maker, Udio, has just been launched â just type in what you want (âdeath metal ballad, operatic overtones, gypsy jazz interludeâ) and it produces a song in seconds. At its best, the music is truly lovely. And in movies, the Art Directors Guild in Hollywood recently revealed that three in four of its members â âthe people who make stuff look nice on screenâ â are unemployed. It has told those hoping to join the industry: âwe cannot in good conscience encourage you to pursue our professionâ.
Zeitgeist
Shhhhhhhhhh. Getty
Have we all forgotten basic Tube etiquette?
This week, phone signal was introduced across a quarter of Londonâs Underground network, with further coverage planned by the end of summer, says Zoe Williams in The Guardian. âThis is great news for people who canât go five minutes without talking, and bad news for everyone else.â Before the pandemic, Tube etiquette was very simple: if you wanted to listen to anything, you did it with headphones. One of the few grey areas was around conversations with travelling companions. Friends and couples normally stayed quiet, but with work colleagues it was impossible because of the power imbalance: âsilence is awkward unless itâs mutually agreed, but only two equals can make that pactâ.
Then, after Covid, âthe brakes came offâ. Itâs no longer unusual to hear music, TikTok videos and even âwhole TV showsâ broadcast to the carriage. Some bystanders are merely annoyed by this, âbut for others it is hellâ. And itâs impossible to fix, since tackling the original rule breach itself breaches an older rule: never engage with a stranger on the Tube. I once unknowingly sat next to my dad on the Piccadilly line, thinking it was weird that he smelt like my dad, âand still didnât look directly at him until we were getting off. At the same stop. Because we were meeting each other.â But maybe phone signal wonât matter. After all, millennials donât make or answer unscheduled calls; Gen Zs donât do calls at all; and boomers canât hear calls over the noise of the carriage.
Life
Kate Moss having a cheeky cig in 1993
Oh, the joy of the odd cigarette
The young man at my newsagents was surprised, says Mark Palmer in The Oldie, when I asked for a bag of Golden Virginia and some Rizla papers. âI didnât know you smoked,â he said. âI donât,â I replied. And thatâs more or less true. Itâs just that, suddenly, 20 years after quitting, I got the urge to smoke again. âAnd that urge has not gone away.â So Iâve settled on what I think is a sane solution: having âjust the oneâ after supper on a Friday, with a glass of Redbreast Irish Malt. Itâs become something of a tradition, and a âprofoundly pleasant oneâ, despite the ugly warning on the side of the fag packet that âsmoking clogs your arteriesâ. This heavy-handedness âhas the reverse effect on those of us suspicious of authorityâ.
Iâm not an advocate for smoking per se, and Iâm not addicted to nicotine. âItâs the association of ciggies that I enjoy.â The occasional roll-up in the garden brings back memories of carefree days: my sadly departed schoolfriend who used to blow the most perfect smoke rings, and âdeployed this party trick as a last resort to catch the eyeâ of a girl he fancied. I think of my mother, whose silver cigarette box I would âraid every now and again when my supplies were lowâ, and I think of my now 30-something son who told me on a ski lift, aged 15: âDad, I smoke, so get over it.â Everything in moderation, Iâve always thought. And for me, âthat now includes a defiant roll-up from time to timeâ.
Quoted
âSome people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses.â
French writer Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr